... walaupun anda tahu anda akan gagal jugak.
2. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk
the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
8. Write "i am Batman" 100 times then go to sleep.
9. Answer the exam with the “Top 10 Reasons Why Mr xxxx Stinks”
10. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of gagging and coughing. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
19. Sleep then pretend u being possessed, throw all the things on ur table.
20. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Fake a faint.
Ohh yaa yaa terima kasih kepada budak sebelah aku dalam kelas; ZNZ sebab aku ambik benda ni pun dari blog dea je. Main copy paste je.
Busy dengan latihan kawad yang 'best'. Lagi 'best', peserta nya sangat 'ramai', malah 'lebih daripada mencukupi'.